Meet the perpetrator.  He is five months old and his name is Moose.  He can be a very good dog...if you are a human.



If you are toy, he is a menace.  He doesn't slay his victims by breaking their neck and putting them out of their misery, oh no.  First to go is the ears.  Then the feet.  If the toy has the bad luck to have been just discovered by him, Moose likes to work halfway up one ear, then halfway up the other.  He's a toy sadist. 

The sad thing is, toys are so unsuspecting in the beginning.  This house looks like a good and happy house, and the four year-old who lives here a happy, caring boy.



Poor Buzz.  Little does he know what is lurking in the crate in the other room.  Little does he know that when  the Moose is loose, he becomes the Toyminator.  Smile now, shiny new Buzz.  Enjoy your ears while you can.